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J.O. Aho
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 Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:33 am Post subject: Re: Linux: The Biggest Threat to National Security |
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loveamerica@gmail.com wrote:
| Quote: | If you want to continue to use ...,
please leave America and move to any foreign nation where terrorism
thrives.
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Not tha the troll will read, but the country that he loves so much is amonge
the countries with the most domestic terrorism, and on top of that the country
which sends out the most of spam.
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Mike Jones
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| Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:32 am Post subject: Re: Linux: The Biggest Threat to National Security |
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Responding to ray:
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Linux users are anti-American. If you want to continue to use Linux,
please leave America and move to any foreign nation where terrorism
thrives.
America, Love it, or Leave it !!!
Hey! Good spoof! I bet there's some moron troll crossposting stuff like
this for real somewhere! :)
I don't think so - it's hardly believable at all.
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What? As a real post, or as a spoof? Or that some moron is actually
posting something like this for real somewhere?
Its got to be a spoof, surely? ;)
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Peaceful Bill
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| Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:01 am Post subject: Re: Linux: The Biggest Threat to National Security |
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loveamerica@gmail.com wrote:
| Quote: | We have a new president elected, and Change is coming to America. One
of the first things the US government will change is the methods by
which terrorists use computers to destroy targets.
Once Obama gets into office in January 09, Linux will be banned by the
Federal Government. Linux is a threat to national security, and is
most often used by terrorists to detonate bombs. Obama has already
enacted a law to entirely ban Linux in the United States. Anyone who
continues to use Linux after a specified date, will be prosecuted and
charged as a felon for threatening the American government.
Linux is a bigger threat to National security than Osama Bin Laden.
The reason that Linux is used to anhilate nations is because Linux has
too many variations, and contains secret embedded codes which are too
difficult to crack by authorities. Additionally, all versions of
Linux contain subliminal anti-American messages, which is proof in
itself that Linux has been authored by terrorists and terrorist
organizations.
If you are currently using Linux, now is the time to begin to use
another operating system before the ban on Linux becomes law.
Linux users are anti-American. If you want to continue to use Linux,
please leave America and move to any foreign nation where terrorism
thrives.
America, Love it, or Leave it !!!
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Yes, Mr. Gates. Whatever you say, Mr. Gates. Now praddle off to your
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Baron
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| Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:16 am Post subject: Re: Linux: The Biggest Threat to National Security |
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loveamerica@gmail.com wrote:
A heap of Cack !
| Quote: | We have a new president elected, and Change is coming to America. One
of the first things the US government will change is the methods by
which terrorists use computers to destroy targets.
Once Obama gets into office in January 09, Linux will be banned by the
Federal Government. Linux is a threat to national security, and is
most often used by terrorists to detonate bombs. Obama has already
enacted a law to entirely ban Linux in the United States. Anyone who
continues to use Linux after a specified date, will be prosecuted and
charged as a felon for threatening the American government.
Linux is a bigger threat to National security than Osama Bin Laden.
The reason that Linux is used to anhilate nations is because Linux has
too many variations, and contains secret embedded codes which are too
difficult to crack by authorities. Additionally, all versions of
Linux contain subliminal anti-American messages, which is proof in
itself that Linux has been authored by terrorists and terrorist
organizations.
If you are currently using Linux, now is the time to begin to use
another operating system before the ban on Linux becomes law.
Linux users are anti-American. If you want to continue to use Linux,
please leave America and move to any foreign nation where terrorism
thrives.
America, Love it, or Leave it !!!
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waggy
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| Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:23 am Post subject: Re: Linux: The Biggest Threat to National Security |
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loveamerica@gmail.com wrote:
| Quote: | We have a new president elected, and Change is coming to America. One
of the first things the US government will change is the methods by
which terrorists use computers to destroy targets.
Once Obama gets into office in January 09, Linux will be banned by the
Federal Government. Linux is a threat to national security, and is
most often used by terrorists to detonate bombs. Obama has already
enacted a law to entirely ban Linux in the United States. Anyone who
continues to use Linux after a specified date, will be prosecuted and
charged as a felon for threatening the American government.
Linux is a bigger threat to National security than Osama Bin Laden.
The reason that Linux is used to anhilate nations is because Linux has
too many variations, and contains secret embedded codes which are too
difficult to crack by authorities. Additionally, all versions of
Linux contain subliminal anti-American messages, which is proof in
itself that Linux has been authored by terrorists and terrorist
organizations.
If you are currently using Linux, now is the time to begin to use
another operating system before the ban on Linux becomes law.
Linux users are anti-American. If you want to continue to use Linux,
please leave America and move to any foreign nation where terrorism
thrives.
America, Love it, or Leave it !!!
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Oh noes. Terror!
http://shelleytherepublican.com/2007/02/28/linux-the-official-os-of-the-axis-of-evil.aspx
http://labs.pcw.co.uk/2006/04/linux-is-a-godl.html
http://www.geek.com/articles/news/terrorists-can-hack-linux-more-easily-than-windows-2002067/
A little supporting evidence that, though the post makes for great
comedy, people actually *are* *that* American. |
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Davorin Vlahovic
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| Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:59 pm Post subject: Re: Linux: The Biggest Threat to National Security |
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On 2008-11-08, Mike Jones <Not@Arizona.Bay> wrote:
| Quote: | Good grief! These loonies are serious! And they can't even see how funny
they and their arguments are? This would be funny too except there are
obviously enough like them to swallow this guff. Thats scary!
And they get to vote, drive cars, and own guns! Argh!
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They get to have children!
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Mike Jones
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| Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:09 pm Post subject: Re: Linux: The Biggest Threat to National Security |
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Responding to waggy:
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Linux users are anti-American. If you want to continue to use Linux,
please leave America and move to any foreign nation where terrorism
thrives.
America, Love it, or Leave it !!!
Oh noes. Terror!
http://shelleytherepublican.com/2007/02/28/linux-the-official-os-of-the-
axis-of-evil.aspx
http://labs.pcw.co.uk/2006/04/linux-is-a-godl.html
http://www.geek.com/articles/news/terrorists-can-hack-linux-more-easily-
than-windows-2002067/ |
Good grief! These loonies are serious! And they can't even see how funny
they and their arguments are? This would be funny too except there are
obviously enough like them to swallow this guff. Thats scary!
And they get to vote, drive cars, and own guns! Argh!
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aspir8or
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| Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 10:52 pm Post subject: Re: Linux: The Biggest Threat to National Security |
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On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 12:59:10 +0000, Davorin Vlahovic propped his eyelids
open with toothpicks and wrote:
| Quote: | On 2008-11-08, Mike Jones <Not@Arizona.Bay> wrote:
Good grief! These loonies are serious! And they can't even see how
funny they and their arguments are? This would be funny too except
there are obviously enough like them to swallow this guff. Thats scary!
And they get to vote, drive cars, and own guns! Argh!
They get to have children!
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Mike Jones
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| Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:45 pm Post subject: Re: Linux: The Biggest Threat to National Security |
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Responding to Davorin Vlahovic:
| Quote: | On 2008-11-08, Mike Jones <Not@Arizona.Bay> wrote:
Good grief! These loonies are serious! And they can't even see how
funny they and their arguments are? This would be funny too except
there are obviously enough like them to swallow this guff. Thats scary!
And they get to vote, drive cars, and own guns! Argh!
They get to have children!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
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King of the R.O.U.S.'s
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| Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:30 am Post subject: Re: Linux: The Biggest Threat to National Security |
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loveamerica@gmail.com wrote:
| Quote: | We have a new president elected, and Change is coming to America. One
of the first things the US government will change is the methods by
which terrorists use computers to destroy targets.
Once Obama gets into office in January 09, Linux will be banned by the
Federal Government. Linux is a threat to national security, and is
most often used by terrorists to detonate bombs. Obama has already
enacted a law to entirely ban Linux in the United States. Anyone who
continues to use Linux after a specified date, will be prosecuted and
charged as a felon for threatening the American government.
Linux is a bigger threat to National security than Osama Bin Laden.
The reason that Linux is used to anhilate nations is because Linux has
too many variations, and contains secret embedded codes which are too
difficult to crack by authorities. Additionally, all versions of
Linux contain subliminal anti-American messages, which is proof in
itself that Linux has been authored by terrorists and terrorist
organizations.
If you are currently using Linux, now is the time to begin to use
another operating system before the ban on Linux becomes law.
Linux users are anti-American. If you want to continue to use Linux,
please leave America and move to any foreign nation where terrorism
thrives.
America, Love it, or Leave it !!!
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LOL, Great spoof, how long before real trolls start quoting this?
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