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 Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:39 pm Post subject: For all fans of Alan Connor/Tom Newton/Sydney Lambe (was Re: |
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Attention all USENETizens reading this notice!
On the alt.usenet.kooks ballot this month is the infamous net-kook Alan
Connor, who has been posting under the nom de net of "Sidney Lambe" to
four of the groups in the newsgroups line. He has also recently, and
notoriously, posted to many of the same groups, along with
alt.religion.scientology, as "Tom Newton," where he introduced himself
to whole new generation of USENET users (hi, Anonymous, formerly of
Enturbulation, now of Why We Protest). Of course, no listing of the
groups in which Alan/Tom/Sidney has haunted would be complete without
NANAE.
While Tom has won Clueless Newbie of the Month, Coward of the Month, and
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, he has never won Kook of the Month, even
though he's been on the ballot twice before. This month, he's on the
ballot again for the top honor. May the third time be a charm!
Also on the ballot is Gregory Hall for those of you on
news.software.readers, where he occasionally manages to poke his nose
in. Greg/Captain Neal is up for Tony Sidaway Drama Queen and Order of
the Holey Sockpuppet.
Finally, be sure to take a good look at the rest of the ballot. There
are other notorious net-kooks with whom you may be familiar.
Deadline is in 7.5 hours (23:59:59 EST), so do hurry!
~ Pinku
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote in
news:gem8hm$b9q$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
| Quote: | Here follows the one true ballot for the October 2008 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent
* you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EST on November 9th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
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KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Alan Connor posting as Sidney Lambe
Bob Milby Jr. AKA Patriot Games
Neither of the above
Abstain
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Andrew B. Chung
Bozo De Niro of alt.comedy.standup
GitRDunn
None of the above
Abstain
COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup
"Fake Snarky"
Reality_Check/Prof_Jonez
None of the above
Abstain
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Charles Lysaght and his "blargh"
Gunner Asch
Neither of the above
Abstain
GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Mark Morgan fanclub of rec.radio.amateur.policy
Reality_Check/Prof_Jonez
Neither of the above
Abstain
PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
bobandcarole AKA "Anonymous Coward Stalker of Emerson Wainwright"
GitRDunn
Neither of the above
Abstain
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
babaloonie
Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall
Neither of the above
Abstain
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Charles Lysaght
Reality_Check/Prof_Jonez
Neither of the above
Abstain
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Azure
YES
NO
Abstain
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Cue/Lil/Fezule
Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall
Neither of the above
Abstain
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Gregory Hall, trained by Ray Banana of motzarella.org
Raymond Karczewski, trained by Chadwick Stone
Roger "Woger" Wiseman, trained by Lee Jackson Beauregard
None of the above
Abstain
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Bertie the Bunyip (Lifetime achievement)
YES
NO
Abstain
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one or abstain)
Azure and David "Yads" Yadallee AKA The Doctor
Bob Milby Jr. AKA Patriot Games, Gunner Asch,
and Jerry of misc.survivalism
Abstain
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Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
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LittleJohn
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| Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:45 am Post subject: Re: [troll] Is this about... |
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Pseudo Al wrote:
| Quote: | McClellan was closed in 2001
Mather was closed in 1993
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Those are 'official' close dates gleaned from the web. The actual
closure was when the military missions were ordered stopped (1995 & 1988
respectively) and the military moved out. The major civilian contractors
didn't leave until much later.
Several small, civilian controlled, base functions, such as the BX and
Commissary, still remain at McClellan today. If base closure depends
on when the civilians leave, then McClellan is technically still open.
Woof, woof!
LittleJohn
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Valto Hirvonen
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| Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:07 am Post subject: Re: Haider tekstaili ajaessaan ja luki tekstaria |
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Mikä ihmeen 80%?
Lukasin lehden 5.6.2008 ja nyt on suorastaan outoa ilmassa. Miltei jokainen
Suomen ja MYÖS Ruotsin ydinvoimalat kaikki pörrää mystisellä 80 % tehollaan?
HalloUU? Miksei joku 75 % tai vaikka 90 %?? Ja miksei ydinala lainkaan asiaa
kommentoi vaikka miljoonat palaa poikineen kuin tyhjää vaan
sähkönmenetyksiin. Miksei täällä kukaan ole huomaavinaan mitään..."outoa"
ydinpuollossa. Ruotsin 80 % ajoa on kestänyt jo vuosia?
Mikä älli sai meillä toimituksen alkamaan vain päiviä sen jälkeen kun
valitukseni EU:lle meni USA:n tehosyyneihin? . Sitten VÄLÄHTI! Mikä erottaa
Ruotsin ja Suomen ydinvoimalat kaikesta muusta maapallon
ydinvoimalakannasta? Aivan, täällä vaihdetaan tuskin kolmannes uraanista
vuosittain, kun muualla maailmalla AINA kaikki! Toinen mielenkiintoinen
vinkki. Pohjoismainen uraanin nyt tutkailtava laittomaksi plutoniumajoksi
luonnehdittu U-235 polttolimiittiarvo on 75. Vastaava luku on 98 % maailman
muilla reaktoreilla korkeintaan 60! Lasketaan, 60/ 75= 80 %! Siitä narahti!
Ja kuin ilmaiseksi ratkesi myös se mysteerio miten yhtäkkiä IAEA, joka
kieltää kyllä säätöajon hyväksyy pysäytetyn, j u u r i 80 % pidon
ydinvoimaloille! Samasta syystä miksei ydinpuolto halua asiasta hiiskausta
esittää.
Ruotsissa on ymmärretty, että sen ongelmana on laittoman suureksi
keinoteltu, nyt ilmiannettu plutoniumenergiankäyttö. Jonka seurauksena jo
vuosikaudet Pohjolan ydinvoimaloiden tehostandardit on ylitetty kymmenillä
prosenteilla. Kun paineet ilmiannostani (-07) kävivät sietämättömyyksiin ja
jopa USA puuttui vihaisena tähän ultravaaralliseen epävakaan
plutonimppolttosaastuttamiseen on ydinalan ollut kylmästi PAKKO palata
alustavasti nöyrästi takaisin alkuperäiseen 100 % tehon normaaliajoonsa
reaktoreissaan, ilman revityslisiään! Nimittäin ala ounastelee jo ja syystä,
että USA kieltää KAIKKI ylitehoajot seinään! Ruotsin voimalaongelmat kun
eivät olleet yhtään mainosta ylitehorevityksiin plutoniumajoissa. Nyt kun
TVO:n Ruotsin kaksoislaitoksissa alkoi myös tritiumarvot ryöstäytyä
366kertaisuuksiinsa ja koneet levitä sellaiseen tahtiin (6 kertaa vuodessa),
että hirvittää, aletaan valmistautua noloina normiajoon!
Kiteytettynä on kyse siitä, että ydinyhtiöillä on karusti veneet kaikki
karilla ja nöyryys mielessään pakko pokkuroida, ettei USA kiellä KOKO
ydintoimintalupia! Vautsi, siis täytyy tosiaan sanoa, että tämä nyt läpi
mennyt plutoniumpolttorikosepäilyni lienee kalleinta mitä olen IKINÄ saanut
TVO:n ja näemmä Ruotsin ydinyhtiöillä aikaan!! Ja katkolla on siis OL-3
kaikki plutoniumpolttoaikeet kerralla ja täysin mahdollista, että
ydinvoimaloittemme uraanin polttomäärät kustannuksia säästelemättä
ydinsähköhintoihimme KOLMINKERTAISTETAAN! Niin on riemukas olo, että taidan
syventyä "entistä tarkempaan" ydinaihelukuhommaan! Ja yleisön pyynnöstä
vielä TVO:n ydinhajoamiset. Uusin no: 6/ Viikolla 22. vuona 2008 revision
jälkeinen generaattorin +250 % jännitepiikki räjäyttää 2 pääkiertopumppua ja
tuhoaa mm. joka toisen perusverkkosyöttövarmennuksen UPS laitteista ja
suuren joukon muuta sähkövälttämättömyyttä OL-1 laitokselta. INES
ydintuholuokka saa useamman merkinnän. 5/ Sattui tammikuussa -08 kun OL-2
meni pikasulkuun jäähileiden tukkiessa jäähdytysveden. 4+ 3/ Kakkosyksikkö
pysäytettiin kahteen erilliseen kertaan kahdesta eri teknisestä syystä aivan
vuoden vaihteessa. 2/ TVO-kakkosyksikkö, viime syyskuussa -07 pysäytettiin
jäähdytysyksikössä olleen vikansa vuoksi.1/ Niin ikään kakkosyksikkö oli
vuorokauden katkos turbiinilaakerin palonalun takia. |
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Sulo Ikonen
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| Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:09 pm Post subject: Jaa mutta joo |
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Heidi hautala: "Suomalaisista ollaan tekemässä ydinvoiman koekaniineja,
ennenäkemättömällä tavalla!"
Johan oli lausunto muuten! Mitä hän viisaana kansanedustajanamme siis
tarkoitti tällä oudolla lausumallaan. Mikä on se ydinvoiman "ennenäkemätön
koekaniiniksi asettelu" maasamme jossa on ydinmvoimaa voimaloineen olut jo
vuosikymmenet?
Eli kyse ei TAATUSTI ole ydinvoimaloista, ei myöskään ydinjätteistä? Mitä
vielä tämän päälle voisi olla ydinrikollisiltamme tulollaan.. ..
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A/Koivisto/Mitterandin 80 000km2 kokoinen uraanikaivos koko maatamme
tuhoamaan.
B/ Askolan isotiippijalostamo ydinasetehtaineen, heksafluoridijalostamoineen
kaikkineen.
C/Euroopan kaiken ydinjätteen säilytys, ja läpikulkumaa, jossa
säteilemätöntä kolkkaa e i ole vuosimiljooniin!
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Sidney Lambe
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| Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:37 am Post subject: [OT] Re: )Weird War 1( -- Here is a Guy Looking to Kill Sid |
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#References stripped.
ren <ren1999@hotmail.com> wrote:
| Quote: | Sid posted to USENET 392 times in 8 days to a variety of unrelated
newsgroups with the same basic cut and pasted trash.
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No I didn't.
| Quote: | USENET's very own
Dan C. is dealing with this guy.
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DC is a headcase troll with a thousand names and
no life who couldn't find his own asshole with a map.
And it surely is one of DC's socks who wants everyone
to think he's going to kill me.
DC? If you want my address, my image, my schedule, the keys to my
front and back doors, a loaded gun, and a plane ticket, just ask.
You have my email address.
I'll send them to any address and name you want.
And all you'll do is post the info all over the internet and hope
that someone else will do something with it, and try to sell the
gun and the plane ticket.
You are about as scary as a squashed bug on a sidewalk.
Ren? Stay away from this headcase loser. He's just trying to get
you to do his dirty work for him.
He'll use you and hang you out to dry if you let him.
[delete]
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Sidney Lambe
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| Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:41 am Post subject: Re: [OT] Re: )Weird War 1( -- Here is a Guy Looking to Kill |
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I forgot that I am talking primarily to Ren, who doesn't
understand the usenet at all.
Sidney Lambe <nospam@nospam.invalid> wrote:
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#References stripped.
ren <ren1999@hotmail.com> wrote:
Sid posted to USENET 392 times in 8 days to a variety of unrelated
newsgroups with the same basic cut and pasted trash.
No I didn't.
USENET's very own
Dan C. is dealing with this guy.
DC is a headcase troll with a thousand names and
no life who couldn't find his own asshole with a map.
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You already know him as "seamus", "sarchasm", "zayton",
etc.
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And it surely is one of DC's socks who wants everyone
to think he's going to kill me.
DC? If you want my address, my image, my schedule, the keys to my
front and back doors, a loaded gun, and a plane ticket, just ask.
You have my email address.
I'll send them to any address and name you want.
And all you'll do is post the info all over the internet and hope
that someone else will do something with it, and try to sell the
gun and the plane ticket.
You are about as scary as a squashed bug on a sidewalk.
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DC's problem here is that no one takes him seriously except
other loser trolls who can't do anything but sit on their
fat butts and run their punk mouths. Like him.
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Ren? Stay away from this headcase loser. He's just trying to get
you to do his dirty work for him.
He'll use you and hang you out to dry if you let him.
[delete]
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How's it going, Dan? After thousands posts to about me under
a hundred names, all of which are in my killfile, have you
finally figured out that you can't do anything to me at
all? That neither I nor anyone I care to talk to gives
a shit what you think?
How does it feel to be the most killfiled person on the
usenet?
How does it feel to spend your life kissing my ass
with me generally being unaware that you are even doing it?
Sid
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Michael Black
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| Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:41 am Post subject: Re: [OT] Re: )Weird War 1( -- Here is a Guy Looking to Kill |
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On Thu, 8 Jan 2009, Sidney Lambe wrote:
| Quote: | I forgot that I am talking primarily to Ren, who doesn't
understand the usenet at all.
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You go off and pick postings from who knows where, we don't see
them yet we do see your reply. They seem to go to some tremendously
odd sets of newsgroups, what relevance does this have to
alt.religion.wicca?
Plus you once again set the reply-to to some unrelated newsgroup,
so anyone replying without watching will have their reply disappear.
That's one way of eliminating the opposition.
Michael
| Quote: | Sidney Lambe <nospam@nospam.invalid> wrote:
#References stripped.
ren <ren1999@hotmail.com> wrote:
Sid posted to USENET 392 times in 8 days to a variety of unrelated
newsgroups with the same basic cut and pasted trash.
No I didn't.
USENET's very own
Dan C. is dealing with this guy.
DC is a headcase troll with a thousand names and
no life who couldn't find his own asshole with a map.
You already know him as "seamus", "sarchasm", "zayton",
etc.
And it surely is one of DC's socks who wants everyone
to think he's going to kill me.
DC? If you want my address, my image, my schedule, the keys to my
front and back doors, a loaded gun, and a plane ticket, just ask.
You have my email address.
I'll send them to any address and name you want.
And all you'll do is post the info all over the internet and hope
that someone else will do something with it, and try to sell the
gun and the plane ticket.
You are about as scary as a squashed bug on a sidewalk.
DC's problem here is that no one takes him seriously except
other loser trolls who can't do anything but sit on their
fat butts and run their punk mouths. Like him.
Ren? Stay away from this headcase loser. He's just trying to get
you to do his dirty work for him.
He'll use you and hang you out to dry if you let him.
[delete]
How's it going, Dan? After thousands posts to about me under
a hundred names, all of which are in my killfile, have you
finally figured out that you can't do anything to me at
all? That neither I nor anyone I care to talk to gives
a shit what you think?
How does it feel to be the most killfiled person on the
usenet?
How does it feel to spend your life kissing my ass
with me generally being unaware that you are even doing it?
Sid
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http://tinyurl.com/8fscvz
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Jeffâ–²Relf
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| Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:41 am Post subject: Does Pine show you the ★ in this title ? |
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I see you're using Pine, I should install a copy of it for myself.
Does Pine show you the ★ in this title ? |
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