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umo
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 Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:05 am Post subject: Windows vs Linux |
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Windows is Jessica Alba. Linux is Rachel Maddow. Maddow is smarter,
more efficient and better educated than Alba. But who would you wanna
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sk8r-365
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:05 am Post subject: Re: Windows vs Linux |
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Feverishly pounding upon a keyboard umo typed:
| Quote: | Windows is Jessica Alba. Linux is Rachel Maddow. Maddow is smarter,
more efficient and better educated than Alba. But who would you wanna
live with?
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Your post is pointless dribble, sent to us via a Windows machine from a
gmail user on GoogleGroups - all dubious. Buzz off.
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Adam Albright
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:05 am Post subject: Re: Windows vs Linux |
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"umo" <shoreke@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:c1838c52-82f5-478a-84fd-69adaf345faf@j1g2000prb.googlegroups.com...
| Quote: | Windows is Jessica Alba. Linux is Rachel Maddow. Maddow is smarter,
more efficient and better educated than Alba. But who would you wanna
live with?
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Ubuntu is Alias and Dogshit is Ringmaster. But who would you wanna live
with?
By the way, Adam Albright is excrement |
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alt
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:05 am Post subject: Re: Windows vs Linux |
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On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:05:13 -0700, umo wrote:
| Quote: | Windows is Jessica Alba. Linux is Rachel Maddow. Maddow is smarter, more
efficient and better educated than Alba. But who would you wanna live
with?
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What a stupid comparison.
Windows is the stereotypical blonde chick. Looks as good in a bikini, but
her bikini size is also her IQ.
Linux is the girl next door. She's a looker and she has the brains to
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:21 pm Post subject: Re: Windows vs Linux |
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On Aug 22, 1:43 am, alt <spamt...@lazyeyez.net> wrote:
| Quote: | On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:05:13 -0700, umo wrote:
Windows is Jessica Alba. Linux is Rachel Maddow. Maddow is smarter, more
efficient and better educated than Alba. But who would you wanna live
with?
What a stupid comparison.
Windows is the stereotypical blonde chick. Looks as good in a bikini, but
her bikini size is also her IQ.
Linux is the girl next door. She's a looker and she has the brains to
back it up.
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I have Both XP ( Cloned onto on a shiny new Hard Drive)
and Ubuntu ( on a separate partition.)
I use Ubuntu almost exclusively.
I don't think I'll be buying a PC with a Microsoft OS on it anytime
soon.
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Psyc Geek (TAB)
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:22 pm Post subject: Re: Windows vs Linux |
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On Aug 22, 1:43 am, alt <spamt...@lazyeyez.net> wrote:
| Quote: | On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:05:13 -0700, umo wrote:
Windows is Jessica Alba. Linux is Rachel Maddow. Maddow is smarter, more
efficient and better educated than Alba. But who would you wanna live
with?
What a stupid comparison.
Windows is the stereotypical blonde chick. Looks as good in a bikini, but
her bikini size is also her IQ.
Linux is the girl next door. She's a looker and she has the brains to
back it up.
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You forgot to mention she has been forked 12 times,
She has 18 wigs, so you get choice. So she say's.
Why is she in that community, group sex, district?
Did you tell them that when you say, "Looker", you mean
she keeps looking at other guys?
You forgot to tell them that she only has 64K of memory,
and only does yellow dogs. But you think that is smart.
[[[ Linux :: It is what they don't tell you, that kills you. ]]] |
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bb
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:37 pm Post subject: Re: Windows vs Linux |
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On 2008-08-22 05:05, umo wrote:
| Quote: | Windows is Jessica Alba. Linux is Rachel Maddow. Maddow is smarter,
more efficient and better educated than Alba. But who would you wanna
live with?
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Make sure you use condom.
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Richard Rasker
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 2:39 pm Post subject: Re: Windows vs Linux |
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umo wrote:
| Quote: | Windows is Jessica Alba. Linux is Rachel Maddow. Maddow is smarter,
more efficient and better educated than Alba. But who would you wanna
live with?
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Let's just say that people who choose their partner based on looks alone
usually live to regret it -- and quite rapidly, at that.
The posting is interesting from a psychological point of view though: this
isn't the first time a comparison like this is made, and it appears that
the Windows fanbois go for looks every time, even though they know it's not
a very sensible thing to do.
Richard Rasker
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darklight
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 2:59 pm Post subject: Re: Windows vs Linux |
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alt wrote:
| Quote: | On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:05:13 -0700, umo wrote:
Windows is Jessica Alba. Linux is Rachel Maddow. Maddow is smarter, more
efficient and better educated than Alba. But who would you wanna live
with?
What a stupid comparison.
Windows is the stereotypical blonde chick. Looks as good in a bikini, but
her bikini size is also her IQ.
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you forgot to say she's a prostitute!!!!!!!!! if you know what i mean she
will burn a hole in your pocket
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Linux is the girl next door. She's a looker and she has the brains to
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Brian Colm
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 4:54 pm Post subject: Re: Windows vs Linux |
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alt wrote:
| Quote: | On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:05:13 -0700, umo wrote:
Windows is Jessica Alba. Linux is Rachel Maddow. Maddow is smarter, more
efficient and better educated than Alba. But who would you wanna live
with?
What a stupid comparison.
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A stupid comparison which you are all too willing to propagate.
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Windows is the stereotypical blonde chick. Looks as good in a bikini,
but
her bikini size is also her IQ.
Linux is the girl next door. She's a looker and she has the brains to
back it up.
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Play your cards right and you can be her next girlfriend. |
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sk8r-365
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 4:58 pm Post subject: Re: Windows vs Linux |
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Feverishly pounding upon a keyboard Richard Rasker typed:
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| Quote: | The posting is interesting from a psychological point of view though: this
isn't the first time a comparison like this is made, and it appears that
the Windows fanbois go for looks every time, even though they know it's not
a very sensible thing to do.
Richard Rasker
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Windows fanbois are always surprised how she looks up close:
http://asapblogs.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/22/faye.jpg
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John Hasler
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 5:23 pm Post subject: Re: Windows vs Linux |
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Richard Rasker writes:
| Quote: | The posting is interesting from a psychological point of view though:
this isn't the first time a comparison like this is made, and it appears
that the Windows fanbois go for looks every time, even though they know
it's not a very sensible thing to do.
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Give him a break. You can't expect a thirteen year-old to know better.
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chrisv
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 5:31 pm Post subject: Re: Windows vs Linux |
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umo wrote:
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*plonk* |
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chrisv
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 5:32 pm Post subject: Re: Windows vs Linux |
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Adam Albright wrote:
*plonk* |
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chrisv
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 5:33 pm Post subject: Re: Windows vs Linux |
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darklight wrote:
*plonk* |
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